do you ever feel like a plastic ba- what am i talking

I'm sorry for posting twice in one day, but I realised something when I thought about Kai aka Kim Jongin.

Kai is the name of the pudgy, FEMALE, Indian security guard who used to owe my grandma money. Kim Jongin is the name of the slender, MALE, Korean idol who owes me my heart. ( Just joking, seriously. I hope one day this won't come back to bite me because I really... don't do that kind of thing, to put it basically.)